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I'm not saying you're a slut I'm just saying...if this was an episode of Golden Girls, you would be Blanche!
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If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that had never been used.Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.The BMI tables state that person of your weight should be at least 4 meters tall.
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