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I'm starting to think the only jewelry I'll ever get from a man is one of those house arrest ankle bracelets.
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They say you are what you eat. So I'm gonna start eating skinny people.My wife says I take things too literally. I said: "So you're not eating this horse then?"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
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