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I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest.
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I blame Disney movies for making me believe singing fixes everything.Sometimes I feel useless. Then I remember I produce carbon dioxide for plants to breathe.I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.
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