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If you think your job sucks remember that somebody assembles dildos for living.
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because he leaves a pyramid in every room.Every time a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my porch just to show them what I am capable of...I have the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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