funny confessions

My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
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I had so much coffee I made it to work in under 4 minutes but I forgot to bring my car.If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.Not to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.
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