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My shrink says if I take these pills I won't see you guys anymore.
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Changed my computer password to "silence". Apparently the wife doesn't know that word.Not to brag, but before something can be labeled "Idiot Proof," they run it by ME.There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.
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