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Once you start making Freudian slips, it's just one after a mother.
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As a funeral director I always tie the shoelaces of the deceased together. So if there is a zombie apocalypse, it'll be freakin' hillariousFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times... you're probably a woman.Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it shits on your head.
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