jokes about sex

Why is Santa Claus always happy? He knows where all the bad girls live.
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I'm about to take a hot shower. That's like a normal shower, but with me in it.Sleep is like sex... ...I don't get either one as much as I want...You can tell how much a woman likes you by her feet. If they are behind her ears, she is really into you.
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