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"Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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I am not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example...Friends finally ask me out to bar… Designated driver.I have mixed drinks about my feelings.
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