jokes about sex

Dear diary, I'm so excited! He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace!
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Being a gent, I always look away when a woman undresses ...so going to the strip club was a complete waste of moneyWhy do vegans give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts.Sleep is like sex... ...I don't get either one as much as I want...
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