jokes about sex

Dear diary, I'm so excited! He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace!
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Have you ever wondered if your mom kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blow job? You are now!Why is Santa Claus always happy? He knows where all the bad girls live.If you’re going to ride my ass at least pull my hair and make me scream!
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