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Friends finally ask me out to bar… Designated driver.
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I have a few skeletons in my closet. Every single one of them deserved it.Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening to you."Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
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