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Having a gut isn't all bad Earlier today it saved me from spilling hot soup on my penis
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It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.My brother's in prison for something he didn't do. He didn't run fast enough.I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
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