jokes about sex

I have a penis That entitles me to say or do something stupid at least once an hour Play your cards right and I just may be doing you next hour Sweetheart
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I have leg issues when I drink. What, your ankles swell up? Nope, my legs open.Sleep is like sex... ...I don't get either one as much as I want...I'm about to take a hot shower. That's like a normal shower, but with me in it.
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