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I once was so drunk, I hugged my shower and asked it to stop crying...
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Every person has a story to tell, which is why I never talk to people.I felt a little sick, so I googled my symptoms. Apparently I have brain cancer, diabetes and HIV.It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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