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If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark who throws up so many people, they have to open a beach.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean one thing but fuck your mother.Considering that most of the people are buried in suits, the zombie apocalypse is going to be quite a formal event.Once you start making Freudian slips, it's just one after a mother.
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