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Last night the cashier says to me, "Strip down, facing me" How was I supposed to know she meant my debit card. Now I'm banned from Wal-Mart and have a record for public nudity
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I love Halloween. The cob webs in my house look like decorations.This is what I look like when I wake up after a nap and am not sure whether 20 minutes or 10 years have passed.My shrink says if I take these pills I won't see you guys anymore.
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