philosophical jokes one liners

As a funeral director I always tie the shoelaces of the deceased together. So if there is a zombie apocalypse, it'll be freakin' hillarious
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Moths are really butterflies after they've removed their makeup.Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times... you're probably a woman.What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.
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