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As a funeral director I always tie the shoelaces of the deceased together. So if there is a zombie apocalypse, it'll be freakin' hillarious
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Wisdom doesn't always come with age. Sometimes age just shows up by itself.Life’s like a bird, it’s pretty cute until it shits on your head.Considering that most of the people are buried in suits, the zombie apocalypse is going to be quite a formal event.
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