political jokes

  • Don't forget that on Wednesday in Britain the clocks go back to 1972...
  • Vegetarians were around back in 16th century too... ...back then they were called peasants
  • According to the latest public opinion pool Putin popularity increased to 123%
  • It's so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets today...
  • What if Putin has his savings in USD and can now buy more tanks in Russia since Ruble is collapsing?
  • The French intelligence service deflector was just misunderstood. He joined Al Qaeda to teach them how to surrender.
  • If your religion is worth killing for... ...please start with yourself.
  • Of course we will help investigating the MH17. 250 000 of our specialists have just been sent to Ukraine...
  • Russia will not join EU anytime soon. I am instead considering, EU joining Russia
  • What is black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard!
  • We did not plan the annexation of Crimea We are not planning annexation of East Ukraine either
  • If women ruled the world there would be no wars... just bunch of countries not talking to each other.