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  • funny advice
    Don't forget that on Wednesday in Britain the clocks go back to 1972...
  • funny confessions
    I try to avoid things that make me fat ... like scales, photos and mirrors
  • jokes about love
    People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.
  • funny confessions
    It's funny how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
  • anniversary jokes
    The worst thing about Halloween parties was realising the morning after that it actually wasn't a costume...
  • breakup jokes
    Saying you are dumped, but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died, but we can take it for a walk anyway...
  • jokes about women
    I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.
  • jokes about men
    Sometimes I feel useless... ...then I realise, that I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants to breathe...
  • funny quotes
    Side effects include weight gain, depression and loss of sex drive... ...Ask your doctor if marriage is right for you.
  • jokes about kids
    Our son doesn't like to do the dishes... ...so he started poking holes in our condoms...
  • jokes about sex
    If you're thinking what I'm thinking... ...you need professional help.
  • jokes about women
    If a woman says she will be ready in five minutes, there is no reason to ask her about it every 15 minutes.
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