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It's funny how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
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I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.They say you are what you eat. So I'm gonna start eating skinny people.This is what I look like when I wake up after a nap and am not sure whether 20 minutes or 10 years have passed.
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