jokes about school

  • Stay in drugs, eat your school and don't do vegetables.
  • I failed my physics exam today. Apparently the answer to: "How do stars die?" Isn't "Drug overdose."
  • I have so much to do today... ...that I decided to take a nap instead.
  • My teacher said, "Female masturbation is a myth." So I climbed up on his desk and became a legend.
  • GRAMMAR The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit
  • Don't do meth, do math... will fuck you up twice as much...
  • I have so much to do that I'm going to bed.
  • Life is too complicated in the morning.
  • As I do more laundry, nudists seem less crazy.