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jokes about work
Teamwork: A chance to blame someone else.
06. November 2013


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birthday jokes
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
20. October 2013


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jokes about work
Beat rush hour, leave work at noon.
20. October 2013


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birthday jokes
I'm glad you were the strongest sperm. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
09. October 2013


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jokes about sex
Dear diary, I'm so excited! He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace!
08. October 2013


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funny advice
Better stay in bed today.
24. September 2013


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jokes about women
A woman ... 96 out of 100 men would recommend.
24. September 2013


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funny advice
Don't forget that on Wednesday in Britain the clocks go back to 1972...
25. March 2017


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funny confessions
I try to avoid things that make me fat ... like scales, photos and mirrors
10. January 2016


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jokes about love
People think Cupid is a symbol for love. Personally, I find an arrow being shot through your heart by a flying baby quite horrifying.
12. November 2015


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funny confessions
It's funny how fast your mood can change after you step in some water with socks on.
12. November 2015


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anniversary jokes
The worst thing about Halloween parties was realising the morning after that it actually wasn't a costume...
12. November 2015


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breakup jokes
Saying you are dumped, but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died, but we can take it for a walk anyway...
12. November 2015


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jokes about women
I got a call from a modelling agency today... They wanted me to pose for some "Before" pictures.
12. November 2015


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jokes about men
Sometimes I feel useless... ...then I realise, that I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants to breathe...
09. November 2015


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funny quotes
Side effects include weight gain, depression and loss of sex drive... ...Ask your doctor if marriage is right for you.
09. November 2015


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jokes about kids
Our son doesn't like to do the dishes... ...so he started poking holes in our condoms...
09. November 2015


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