anniversary jokes

  • The worst thing about Halloween parties was realising the morning after that it actually wasn't a costume...
  • I can't believe it's been over a year since I didn't become a better person..
  • Nothing says "Let's celebrate America!" quite like drinking beer and playing with explosives.
  • I broke all my New Year's resolutions early so I could get on with enjoying the rest of the year.
  • I can see exactly 6 years into the future. I have 2020 vision.
  • I left your Christmas gift under the tree. I hope you like it better than I did when I received it.
  • My Christmas tree was too big for the car so I had to cut the top off. It wasn't so bad. I always wanted a convertible anyway.
  • This time of year families gather to remember why they spend the rest of the year apart.
  • Age has its advantages. Too bad I can't remember what they are
  • I fell in love at first sight. Sometimes, I wish I had taken a second look.
  • I wish I could remember that joke I heard about Alzheimer's.
  • Another World's Oldest Man has died. This is beginning to look suspicious.