jokes about sport

  • I'm really into the crossfit thing ... ... I always cross my fingers and hope my fat ass fits in my jeans
  • I'd never bungee jump. I came to this world because of a broken rubber and I am not going out because of one.
  • Damn. I missed gym yesterday... ...It has been seven years in a row now...
  • Damn. I missed gym yesterday... ...It has been seven years in a row now...
  • Fishing. Perfect for when you want to relax... ...but still kill something...
  • If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you!
  • What do you call a Belgian with two brain cells? Pregnant...
  • At least after the 2022 World Cup, Qatar will have some cracking stadiums to stone women in.
  • I DON'T WATCH SOCCER... If I wanted to watch guys struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take my friends out to the bar
  • I have tried to upload the Netherlands vs Spain to Pornhub. But they do not allow rape.
  • The England national team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said José, age 6.
  • Obesity doesn't run in your family. Nobody runs in your family.
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