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If Monday were shoes, they'd be crocs.
07. June 2015


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breakup jokes
The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day... ...just like my ex.
07. June 2015


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jokes about women
I'm a lady, but when I'm mad I am an evil sadistic bitch spawned from hell that will make you wish you were never born... When I'm happy, I bake and I'm cute.
06. June 2015


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jokes about women
Why are there so many female archaeologists? Because women love bringing up the past...
17. May 2015


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jokes about sex
My penis was in the Guinness book of records... ...until the librarian kicked me out.
09. May 2015


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animal jokes
People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut up. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog!
25. March 2015


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insult jokes
"I don't watch TV." -proudly says someone who spends 8 hours a day on the internet...
20. March 2015


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drinking jokes
The Irishman's Dilemma: "Do I eat the potato now? Or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?"
18. March 2015


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I'm so proud of myself... Went for a pint and had only two!
14. March 2015


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Vegetarians were around back in 16th century too... ...back then they were called peasants
05. March 2015


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