jokes about sex

Dear diary, I'm so excited! He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace!
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If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes... ...then it wasn't you who decided to have sex.Life sucks if your girlfriend doesn't...Does time fly when you’re having sex or was it really just one minute?
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