jokes about sex

Dear diary, I'm so excited! He says he's getting me a facial and a pearl necklace!
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I wish I wish with all my heart, for you to spread your legs apart...I have leg issues when I drink. What, your ankles swell up? Nope, my legs open.If her bra matches her panties when you take off her clothes... ...then it wasn't you who decided to have sex.
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