funny compliments

  • Excuse me miss, can I take your picture? I want to show Santa a picture of what I want for Christmas next year
  • You can tell how much a woman likes you by her feet... ...If they're behind her ears, she likes you a lot!
  • I think we are BFFs simply because we are both to lazy to search for someone else...
  • You are my favourite person to judge others with.
  • I'm not saying you're a slut I'm just saying...if this was an episode of Golden Girls, you would be Blanche!
  • OMG! It's a picture of STEPHANEE!
  • I have big boobs and I can not lie! You other bitches can't deny!
  • The only thing better then sex with you... Would be sexxx with two of you... Let's make a puddle!
  • YOU SUCK!!! BIG FAT ONES!!!
  • Maybe i shoulda just sucked it off..N left it at that
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