funny quotes

I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
add this card to my favourites
More from funny quotes category
I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.I'm new around here. Can I have directions to your apartment?Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain.
Link
Email card