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My doctor says he thinks I'm having a mid-life crisis. I was so surprised I nearly fell off my skateboard.
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I got so pissed last night I don't know if I found some keys or lost a car...A lion stalks his prey, and is the king of the jungle. I stalk a girl for a week and everyone freaks out.Last night my wife told me I've got delayed reactions. I was so shocked I had to pause for a minute.
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