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My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it. We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
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People who are offended when I breastfeed in public need to shut up. What I'm doing is natural and strengthens the bond between me and my dog!If you think your job sucks remember that somebody assembles dildos for living.I was just hugged and then mauled by a bipolar bear.
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