political jokes

  • Thanks For The Info......... I'll Make A Note!
  • Considering My Current Medical Condition, The Best Bet For Me For A New Career Is To Go Into Politics! See You In Washington!
  • 4th of July. Because nothing says "Let's celebrate America!" quite like getting drunk and playing with explosives!
  • Politicians are like diapers... ...they should be changed often... ...and for the same reason.
  • I finally understand why Elon Musk wants to get to mars so desperately...
  • Orange is the new black.
  • And Putin was like, "I'll restore Russia to its Soviet glory!"
  • What do you call a drunk Muslim? Al-Qohol.
  • Wait... Which one is Hillary?
  • Vote Trump! For less of these! ------->
  • Trump says that immigrants come to the US to steal. His wife is a great example. She stole Michelle Obama's speech.
  • Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
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