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Whenever I feel the need to exercise I lie down until it goes away...
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I DON'T WATCH SOCCER... If I wanted to watch guys struggle to score for 90 minutes, I'd take my friends out to the barI tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.The England national team visited an orphanage in Brazil today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said José, age 6.
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