drinking jokes

Friday? More like a Get-wasted-and -pass-out-day.
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I used to be able to party all weekend... ...now, one night of drinking requires more time to recover than a minor surgery..."Alcohol is bad for my legs." "Do they swell?" "No. They spread..."If I had a beer for every minute I was productive at work today... ...I would barely get drunk...
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