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Hear no evil, speak no evil and you'll never be invited to my wife's parties.
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If someone asks you if you "have a sec" and you answer "I have lots of secs", they will forget their original question.You know that tingly feeling you get when you like someone. That's common sense leaving your body.I'm blonde, what's your excuse?
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