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How do you get blood stains out of a clown suit? The Best of #AskJPM
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Dwarfs and midgets have very little in common."I'm sorry" and "My bad" are almost the same. Unless you are at a funeral...Floppy discs are pretty much like Jesus. They died to become the icon of saving.
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