breakup jokes

I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out.
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My relationship with my ex wife was very psychological... She's psycho and I'm logical.Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 percent end in death.My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!
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