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I called the restaurant I was at to order another beer. People say I'm lazy...
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My Internet was down for 5 minutes,so I went down and spoke to my family. They seem like nice people.I just knew I was going to get thrown out of the optimism society.My spirit animal should be coming off the grill around 4pm.
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