funny confessions

I could be a morning person. If morning happened around noon.
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Men use love to get sex. Women use sex to get love. I use coupons to get pizza...I felt a little sick, so I googled my symptoms. Apparently I have brain cancer, diabetes and HIV.I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered nobody likes a quitter.
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