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I'm not saying that I hate you. I'm just saying I would unplug your life support to start my coffeemaker. Too bad I don't drink coffee
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This boy is ignoring me like a check engine light.I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, you're probably one of them.I have nothing but respect for you ... ... and not much of that.
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