jokes about sport

I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
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I'd never bungee jump. I came to this world because of a broken rubber and I am not going out because of one.Whenever I feel the need to exercise I lie down until it goes away...Fishing. Perfect for when you want to relax... ...but still kill something...
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