breakup jokes

I've spent two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... But no one will do it.
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The queen honey bee has sex with up to 40 males a day... ...just like my ex.The phrase, "Don't take this the wrong way" has a zero percent success rate.Saying you are dumped, but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died, but we can take it for a walk anyway...
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