breakup jokes

I've spent two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer... But no one will do it.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Vodka costs less than a dinner for two.Fifty percent of all marriages end in divorce. But look at the bright side: the other 50 percent end in death.Saying you are dumped, but we can still be friends is like saying the dog died, but we can take it for a walk anyway...
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