animal jokes

I have the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Every time a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my porch just to show them what I am capable of...It's sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs.You want me to come? Can't I just fake it like your girlfriend?
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