philosophical jokes one liners

I was chasing my dreams until I tripped over reality and busted by ass on the truth
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I think cow tipping is probably the most aggressive form of lactose intolerance.Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 8 times... you're probably a woman.Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
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