drinking jokes

If you don't drink, how would your friends know you love them at 3 AM?
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The party's not over 'till you smile for the mugshot."Alcohol is bad for my legs." "Do they swell?" "No. They spread..."It's a ten minute walk from my house to the pub... Weirdly, it's a two hour walk from the pub to my house.
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