jokes about friendship

  • They say, "You are what you eat!" Well, I don't remember eating a sexy beast...
  • You are my favourite person to judge others with.
  • Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
  • A Muslim, a Jew and an Atheist all walk into a coffee shop... ...and they talk, laugh, drink coffee and become friends. That isn't a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole...
  • A Muslim, a Jew and an Atheist all walk into a coffee shop... ...and they talk, laugh, drink coffee and become friends. That isn't a joke. It's what happens when you're not an asshole...
  • If you're thinking what I'm thinking... ...you need professional help.
  • Considering that most of the people are buried in suits, the zombie apocalypse is going to be quite a formal event.
  • Thanks for bing there when I needed u the most You're a true best friend I really appreciate u
  • Something Randomes: I really really like you And I think I love you Oeps!!! Your my best friend
  • "I antagonize almost everyone I meet. I think its a mirth defect." - Rock Cowles
  • Why is shit tapered? So your asshole doesn't slam shut.
  • Jason, You are my soulmate. My heart and soul. You are my 2nd chance at life. I love you to the moon and back! You are my life my love always! Love, Tara
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