jokes about parents

My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon, so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man, or writing a letter to child services.
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If you're a parent there are only two things to worry about. What your son downloads from the Internet and what your daughter uploads there.Dear kids, Want your wifi password? Clean your room, take out the trash & vacuum.My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.
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