jokes about parents

My daughter just asked me how to spell bourbon, so she's either asking Santa to hook up her old man, or writing a letter to child services.
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Dear kids, Want your wifi password? Clean your room, take out the trash & vacuum.My parents put us to sleep by tossing us up in the air. Of course, you have to have low ceilings for this method to work.If you're a parent there are only two things to worry about. What your son downloads from the Internet and what your daughter uploads there.
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