funny confessions

My therapist said I have multiple personalities and rage issues. So we hit him.
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When I was young I was afraid of the dark. Now I have to pay my electricity bills and I'm afraid of light.There's no excuse for laziness... But if you find one, let me know.It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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