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My wife is a water sign. I'm an earth. Together we make mud.
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body.It's a dog-eat-dog world out there. That's why I don't go out there. I stay in here where it's a man-eat-cake world.
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