funny confessions

There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. I coudn't resist.
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My brother's in prison for something he didn't do. He didn't run fast enough.I've been waiting for the bus so long, someone just stapled a lost cat flyer to my chest.Some people are like Slinkies... Useless, but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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